Post BreakUp Symptoms : Tips to Recognize a Broken Heart Guy (MAJNU)...!?

Here are some tips to recognize a recently broke up guy after a very long relationship with a girl,

Even if he is a stranger to you. 

[ WARNING: These tips are not for kids & People with I.Q. of Room Temperature. ]

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Hyper Social:
If guy was a loner before he will suddenly become life of the party. 
Starts hanging out & going out in parties with even friends of friends. Starts praising & talking with pretty girls who are friends of friends of friends. Even likes & comments & make smiley faces like ‘:P’ on facebook status updates of friends of friends of friends. 
Starts debating seriously with some random Chai Wala in any random Chai Tapri about ‘Why He Should use a Bluetooth Headset while Working in a Chai Tapri’. 
Even dares to debate with parents of his friends about Efforts of his His friend & his friends 3 years failure in same class with him & still try to save his friends & his own ass.


 
Over Happy:
If he was kinda calm & quiet guy before, Suddenly He will turn into a Maniac. 
Now, He can go nuts anytime & make everybody laugh. 
Laughs like a Dinosaur even on the boring 'Rahul Gandhi's Room Temperature I.Q.' jokes & Starts laughing uncontrollably on girls trademark reaction words like ‘Dhat, Ishhh, Hud,’ etc.


 
Saddest Sad:
Sometimes when everyone is happy or in party mood, he will go into Manmohan Singh (silent) mode. 
Starts staring on horizon with a face of a Detective trying to solve a murder mystery. 
Most of the time, this will happen in Movie theaters, Parks, Lakeside or anywhere where his friends with their girlfriends or boyfriends or other commonly found love birds trying to Chirp (wink-wink).


 
Dangerously Sarcastic: 
He will even make fun of anyone anywhere without thinking for a second. Now, he fears almost nothing. 
If he is physically strong, then he will even insult you on the spot and make your pants wet.
Always Ready to fight (bakar only, not physically offcourse). 
If he is not so physically strong or ‘kind at heart’ kinda guy, 
then he will start using sarcasm as his second language.


 
Night Owl:
Starts taking ‘Gold-Wills’ in Dinner, spending Nights on Facebook. Updates status around 3-4 PM. Most of the time shayari or a wise saying or something Sarcastic. Sleeps rarely, mostly in office hours. Keep them occupied in office to avoid that. 
In Night, loves to stare Fan on the ceiling or stare empty roads under the yellow lights of street light or watching unknown Chinese Love films in Chinese language without Sub-titles, just for watching.


 
Dard Bhare Nagme:
You can find his Mobile, Laptop, iPod, MP3 Players Suddenly filled with Dard Bhare Nagme (Sad Songs) of Mohammad Rafi, Kishor Kumaar & K L Sehgal, even if he hates to even listen old songs in the past. 
If you search through his Songs Collection you can even find Altaf Raja’s ‘Tum to thehre Pardesi’ & ‘Pehle to Kabhi Kabhi Gam tha’.


 
Love Song:
Starts running away from Love Songs, silently. Just like now-a-days Politicians run away from a debate with Arnab Goswami on news Hour. Love Songs really disturbs them. Don’t play any song nearby them if you want them to do some work of yours, or else they will go away. After that only a ‘Gold-Wills’ is able to calm down them & bring back their FOCUS.


 
Professor Love Guru:
He will start throwing tips on love & relationship like flowers or stones (if you try to avoid listening him). If you dare to ask him for a query about love relationship stuff or mistakenly ask a question on LOVE, then call your parents or Friends that u are busy for next 4 hours & get ready to take couple of Disprins & 12 hours of sleep afterwards.


 
5 Second Beauty Ogler:
He once again starts ogling beautiful girls like if they are Hyderabadi Biryani. 
But after staring for exactly 5 seconds his face will suddenly starts turning into a creepy guy. You can’t tell if he is angry or constipated. 
It’s the emotions & Hate towards love & relationship or love/hate for the one who left him & sometimes a really Bad Stomach.


 
Crazy Work Horse:
If he was a lazy person in home or college or office or playground, suddenly he will turn into a workaholic. Even if his mom or friend or roommate already arranged his room or other stuff, he will again throw everything around & starts arranging things in the way he likes.
Become Aggressive, Sharper & Laser Focused. In office he will start taking every task in his hand and completing it like a mad man, with 100% accuracy & efficiency. They become the best Guys a boss could ever want. 
But Beware, if they somehow get Angry with Superiors/Boss in Work, they tend to say FU or go into 'HULK Mode' even to the CEO of Company. Do not mess with them. TRUTH.

[NOTE: Happens Exactly opposite if Boss is FeMale.]

[P.S. I broke up on 22 Nov, 2012 after almost 5 years of relationship. She left.]

[P.P.S. I didn’t talk about post Break up Ceremony of 'Daaru/Beer Party' with some Close friends. Because there everyone know that who is going to cry after 2 pegs and give lecture on ‘Bhai Dost hi Sabkuch hote Hai, Pyar Vyar sab Ghanta hota hai’.]

[P.P.P.S. Above Points are based on my Personal Experience & are my personal Views. No Intention to Hurt Anyone. If you hurt by my views, than you must be a recently broke up guy and…. Who Cares…!? Stop getting hurt by everything around you. Get up your Sorry ass, count blessings in your life & Start enjoying your life. 
Forgive her/him for whatever he/she did, FOR not to leave them at Peace but to make yourself at PEACE. To overcome your sorrows start helping others to come out of their sorrows & problems in life.

And I should tell you this….

Everything Happens for a REASON.

Someday,

That REASON will walk into your life and make you realize,

Why it never worked out with anyone else....

Goodluck...!]